Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
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date a girl who’s… a phucken… dumbass. date a girl who don’t kno her times tables.
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Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
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does art imitate life, or life imitate art?
in case you thought i was making this shit up
me when i’m eating stale 50% off croissants from harris teeter at 3 am
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when y'all break up and he starts snapping with the bitch he said he wasn’t messing with
My god
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No it’s true that I still love you,
for how long I never could tell.
But our lives are the same,
both in shape and in length.
For when you die,
I will die as well.

